Forget nausea and frequent urination. Almost every pregnant woman in her first trimester has those. For those of you who have been pregnant before, this is old news. But, in my opinion, these are the sure-fire signs of pregnancy:
1. You cry hysterically over Princess Buttercup and Wesley's
words in the Princess Bride
2. Acne erupts like Kilauea, as if you are 13 again
3. Your pants fit fine in the morning, but are unbearably tight in the evening
4. You awaken at 3a.m. and feel so faint that if you don't eat a cracker
immediately you may die
5. You crave a tuna-fish sandwich all day, but after you make it you cannot
stand the sight of it
6. You nap at 10a.m. and 4p.m., but still can't make it much past 8p.m.
7. You eat breakfast, lunch, lunch, dinner, dinner, and then continuously
before bedtime, but you can't poop
8. You wish you hadn't become pregnant
9. You can't remember how old you are
10.You gag for no reason
11. Life is miserable
